What You'll Get
Although feeling the burn during a workout is generally a good sign, feeling the burn while sitting on the sofa means your sofa is in the fireplace. Engage in controlled, constructive body burning with today's Groupon at Pinnacle Fitness. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a three-month gym membership (a $99.99 value).
- For $89, you get a six-month gym membership (a $179.99 value).
Pinnacle Fitness sculpts undefined figures into toned bodily tableaus with an array of cardio and strength-training equipment available 24 hours a day. Muscles can increase their surface area using free weights and weight machines that pump up feeble quads and delts with lactic acid and bionic calves with circuit-board juice. For runners, joggers, and walkers, Pinnacle's plentiful treadmills and elliptical machines increase heart rates with cardiovascular panache in front of attention-grabbing televisions. Pristine locker rooms, complete with showers and individual changing rooms, offer a comfortable space in which to craft precision coiffeurs to match newly molded frames.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate membership by 10/9/11, membership expires 3 or 6 months from activation date. May apply value toward upgrade. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.