Spines are fickle beasts, easily irked by day-to-day situations such as slouching over a keyboard or being stepped on by a rhinoceros. Put an out-of-whack support beam back in whack with today's Groupon: for $49, new clients get a chiropractic consultation (a $100 value), a 30-minute massage (a $25 value), two adjustments (a $160 value), and two therapies (a $100 value) from Pinnacle Health Chiropractic, a $385 total value. The services will be spread out over two visits. X-rays, which may or may not be necessary depending on your condition, are not included in this deal.

Pinnacle Health's entire Irving studio vibrates gently, starting you on your path toward stress-free health from minute one. Doctor of Chiropractic Richard Higginbotham examines patients from scalp to toe, working with each individual to root out the source of mental and physical woes. He'll lead the way through therapeutic treatments involving heat, stretching, and special exercises, then help set things straight with customized adjustments that gather up any loose pieces and promptly slide them back together. A half-hour table massage will leave you feeling renewed to the point of mistaking mirrors for strangers.

While chiropractic care is a potent, alternative solution to all kinds of persistent maladies, it can also enhance the quality of life for an already healthy person. The good doctor will untie knotted muscles with the proficiency of Maniac Magee and rewire frayed nerves, empowering patients to jump up and tap the crescent moon. Call ahead to schedule your two-day back-centric rejuvenation.