Auto Washing and Detailing Services at Pirates Car Wash in Glenn Dale. Three Options Available.

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What You'll Get

Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to a lazy ride with today's Groupon to Pirates Car Wash in Glenn Dale, MD. Choose from the following options:

  • For $30, you get three Combo A car washes (a $78 value).
  • For $80, you get a full interior and exterior detailing for a regular-sized car (up to a $185 value).
  • For $90, you get a full interior and exterior detailing for a large car or SUV (up to a $245 value).

Sloppy jalopies reclaim their bygone sparkle under the meticulous mitts of the high seas-themed Pirates’ vehicular makeover artists. During the comprehensive Combo A wash, Pirates’ swarthy washbucklers forgo abrasive brushes in favor of velvety soft cloths when wiping up scuzzy exteriors, tires, and undercarriages with powerful eco-friendly cleansers and liquefied laughter. After a fresh rinse and towel dry, buggies luxuriate in a glimmer-generating triple foam wax, clear-coat sealer, and all-inclusive cloak of Rain-X, resulting in a shiny, fetching façade coated in a sustainable protective shell. With the exterior polished, pristine microfiber towels wipe down interior and alfresco windows before treating carpets, mats, and dashes to a thorough vacuuming and rubdown. When cars feel that bumper-to-bumper clean, wheels alight highways dressed in a luminous tire shine, and both Combo A washes and detailing garner cars a complimentary aromatic air freshener, which ensures that smell-sensitive car parents can ditch their ominous stockpile of gas masks.

Alternatively, autos seeking even deeper cleaning can take in a complete interior and exterior detailing, commencing with a multipurpose wash and claying process that adroitly unearths disguised dirt and grime from their clear-coat hideaways. An ultramodern orbital buffer imparts a shimmering Plum Wax before a tender fleet of microfiber towels dries cars with a delicacy unrivaled even by the gentle touch of a silk-gloved spirit animal. Pirates’ staff then unleashes a low-pressure air assault upon interiors, purging trunks, air vents, and doorjambs of debris before gussying up carpets and seats with a painstaking vacuuming, steam cleaning, and hot-water extraction. With nooks and crannies expunged, dashes, consoles, and door panels enjoy Pirates’ signature UV protectant to prevent fading and cracking, and windows revel in a smudge-free wipe to erase fingerprints, nose prints, and giraffe tongue-prints left over from a trip to the drive-thru zoo.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Jan 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Detailing requires appointment. Not valid until 7/27. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Pirates Car Wash

The nautical-themed Pirates Car Wash substitutes the rough seas for delicate wash tunnels whose ebb and flow of soft cloths, eco-friendly cleaning solutions, and microfiber towels bring land vessels to a pampered state of cleanliness. The long reaches of brushless towels and sheets of soap leave underbodies flushed of harmful residue, windows gilded by Rain-X repellants, and chrome as polished as a card shark's lucky cheat mirror. For cars that require more attentive grooming, detailers stand at the ready to dip into the latticework of grills, vents, and panels with waxes and steam cleaners. Pirates Car Wash also offers unlimited wash plans and runs fundraising referral programs that send proceeds to nonprofit organizations.

Pirates Car Wash

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