Letting a car fester in its own filth is almost as cruel as asking it to write its own For Sale ad or forcing it to wear a bumper sticker that says "My other car is a better-looking car." Avoid automotive cruelty with this Groupon.
$27 for Two Combo A Car Washes ($54 Value)
- 100 percent brushless wash
- Triple-foam wax and clear-coat sealer
- Under-chassis wash and rust inhibitor
- Interior vacuuming and dash wipe down
- Rain-X repellant
- Wheel cleaner and tire shine
- Choice of air freshener
- Each wash takes 10 minutes
Pirates Car Wash
The nautical-themed Pirates Car Wash substitutes the rough seas for delicate wash tunnels whose ebb and flow of soft cloths, eco-friendly cleaning solutions, and microfiber towels bring land vessels to a pampered state of cleanliness. The long reaches of brushless towels and sheets of soap leave underbodies flushed of harmful residue, windows gilded by Rain-X repellants, and chrome as polished as a card shark's lucky cheat mirror. For cars that require more attentive grooming, detailers stand at the ready to dip into the latticework of grills, vents, and panels with waxes and steam cleaners. Pirates Car Wash also offers unlimited wash plans and runs fundraising referral programs that send proceeds to nonprofit organizations.