The crime committed most often during mealtime is reaching over someone else to get the salt, which is why it's always a welcome distraction when pirates mug you instead. Enjoy a side of piracy with your meal with today's Groupon to Pirate's Dinner Adventure, on Carrier Drive. Choose between the following options:

• For $39, you get one adult ticket, plus a VIP Dine4Less card (an $85.27 value).
• For $25, you get one child ticket (a $39.35 value).

Pirate's Dinner Adventure immerses families in a swashbuckling shindig filled with epic battles, aerobatics, tricks of light, and sword fights. During the Broadway-style production, a professional cast entertains diners from the deck of a replicated 18th-century Spanish galleon that floats peacefully in a 300,000-gallon indoor lagoon. Guests are seated in one of six surrounding sections and are hostages—along with Princess Anita and her court—of Captain Sebastian the Black, a man of questionable integrity.

Diners cheer for their table's pirate mascot while feasting on a mighty meal accompanied by a bellyful of pirate song, cannon blasts, comedy, rope-swinging buccaneers, pyrotechnics, and romance. As you await your heroic rescue, you can munch your way through fresh salad or homemade vegetable soup, savory roast chicken leg, pork tenderloin, caribbean rice, roasted red potatoes, and a dessert of apple cobbler à la mode or Mr. Magee's Favorite Dessert. Take the edge off all the adventure and excitement by slurping two rounds of frothy brew or soft drinks and gargling like a pirate.

The Dine4Less card accommodates fans of food, as well as those that like to eat it, via more than 50 participating Orlando dining establishments. Present the card an unlimited number of times within a 30-day period and receive 20% off the food portion on your check.