In 1977, military scientists invented pita pockets as a means of preventing humans from devouring pants pockets. Curb your pants-eating proclivities with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of stuffed pita pockets and drinks at Pita Pit, on University Avenue
Peer up at the menu, and jump-start your morning with a breakfast pita, such as the Morning Glory ($4.99), comprised of avocado, eggs, tomatoes, grilled green peppers, onions, your choice of cheese and zesty sauces, and served with hash browns. Don't feel ashamed if your morning happens to be what other people call the afternoon, since breakfast pitas are served all day. If it's lunch or dinner that you prefer, you can stay traditional with a gyro ($5.99), or unhinge your jaw and try the Dagwood club with turkey, ham, and roast beef ($6.39), or the Chicken Crave with chicken, ham and melted American Swiss cheese ($6.39). Vegetarians can also find delicious items on the menu, such as the falafel ($5.99) or hummus ($5.49) pitas. If your nonconformist stomach refuses to be satiated by any of the menu items, build your own pita and choose from a potpourri of stuffings, including pickles, mushrooms, jalapeños, pineapple, tzatziki, barbecue sauce, ranch dressing, and wishes.