In 1977, military scientists invented pita pockets as a means of preventing humans from devouring pants pockets. Curb your pants-eating proclivities with today's Groupon to Pita Pit. Choose between the following options:

• For $12, you get a pita meal for two (up to a $24.92 value, including HST). The meal includes:

  • Two pitas (up to a $14.58 value)
  • Two chips or four cookies (up to a $2.50 value)
  • Two drinks (up to a $4.98 value)

• For $20, you get a five-pita punch card (up to a $41.18 value, including HST).

Pita Pit, a casual, speedy eatery, specializes in handheld stuffed pitas, offering up a menu of Mediterranean- and deli-style sandwich options for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Dining duos watch as pita pocketeers wrap up the chicken crave, a grilled-chicken-breast foundation fresh from the grill paired with lean black forest ham and off-the-block swiss cheese. For a classic Mediterranean-style meal, diners can dig into the seasoned lamb-and-beef gyro, greek-seasoned chicken souvlaki, or an edible toga. As a complement to savoury mouthfuls and silly straws, pita meals include either chips or two cookies, plus pop or specialty drinks such as Vitamin Water or Fuze. Like court subpoenas, breakfast pitas are served all day, including the jumpstarting Morning Glory, a bouquet of scrambled eggs blossoming in a meadow of grilled veggies and hash browns.