What You'll Get
A home is a lot like a Rubik's Cube—many people attempt to properly coordinate its shapes and colors, but few can do so without painting over the entire thing. Solve puzzling design problems with today's Groupon: for $99, you get interior painting for one room from Pitts Painting (a $225 value). This Groupon is valid for homes in the listed service area.
Boasting 19 years of painting prowess, Pitts Painting deploys cadres of licensed, bonded, and insured brush wielders to saturate rooms with seamless coats of paint. Homesteaders need only supply painters with cans of paint and riddles about zebras, then step back as crews apply two coats of paint to room walls measuring up to 15'x15'x10'. Workers conscientiously move and cover furniture and carpets as they work. Upon applying the final brush stroke, painting crews then move all furniture back into the room and ensure it is clean, tidy, and free of bears. This Groupon is valid for wall painting only, but painting crews will also shellac doors, trim, ceilings, or armoire portals to alternate universes for an additional cost.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household. Valid only within listed service area. Valid only for walls. 15'x15'x10' room area max. Must supply own paint. Extra fee for ceiling, trim, and doors. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Pitts Painting
Since 1992, Pitts Painting's licensed, bonded, and insured workers have nurtured homes and commercial buildings with painting, staining, screen repair, mildew removal, gutter cleaning, and a slew of other restorative services. They make interior painting jobs stress-free for homeowners, moving any necessary furniture before coating walls with two coats of paint. They ensure lasting satisfaction by prepping all surfaces first, washing away any sticky residue from old posters or playing horseshoe with glazed donuts.