What You'll Get
A cheese pizza is a blank canvas, just waiting to be decorated with pepperoni to symbolize life, onions to symbolize sorrow, and pineapple to symbolize fruit. Eat something meaningful with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get a pizza dinner for two at Pizza Bar (up to a $31.99 total value). The dinner includes the following:
- One large pizza (up to an $18.99 value)
- Two beers (up to a $6.50 value each)
Pizza Bar’s gargantuan New York–style slices overpower appetites, piling onto plates sheathed in gooey sheets of cheese and fresh toppings. Latch hands onto a large, sauced circle peppered in pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms, or quiet herbivorous cravings and baby brontosaurs with piping-hot slabs of veggie pizza. Neon signage and flickering flat-screen TVs glint off the bar’s foam-flecked taps, which rain craft suds from the likes of Shock Top and Peroni into frosty chalices. Today’s deal is also good for delivery, ensuring diners can feast without triggering ankle monitors and the kitchen’s array of fork-flinging booby traps.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per table. Valid only for listed location. Valid for delivery south to SE 7th Ave., west to SW 2nd Ave. and north to NE 11th Ave. Extra fee for delivery. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.