Pizza is one of the most convenient dinners since it can be easily shared or stacked inside bass-drum heads in response to noise complaints. Dish out some savory soundproofing with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pizza at Pizza For U. Choose from the following locations: Channahon, Joliet, Lockport, Manhattan, Shorewood, and Wilmington.

Dough-stretching professionals craft classic crust canvases piled with toppings that serve as a foundation for Pizza For U's menu of classic pizzeria eats. Crust options abound as 16" cheese pies ($13.95) fluctuate between thin or pan crust to deliver sauce-and-topping portraits of long lost calzones in materials such as bacon, minced garlic, or tomatoes ($1.75/topping for a large). Stuffed pizzas round out a triumvirate of crust types, such as 10" stuffed spinach pizzas ($13), which deliver a payload of delicious leafy greens, and thin slices of the 20" White Cheesy ($27.95) eschew traditional tomato sauce in favor of garlic butter, four cheeses, tomatoes, onions, and minced garlic. Lonely pizzas in the heat of delivery rest easy next to meal accouterments such as a six-pack of root beer ($4.50) or a dozen chicken wings ($8.50), available in breaded, barbecue, or hot.