Like a good knock-knock joke or a piñata filled with fresh undershirts, pizza is a universal crowd pleaser. Entertain the masses with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of pizza at Pizza Hut. Choose from the following locations: Cleveland, TN; LaFayette, GA; or Scottsboro, AL.
Pizza Hut opened in 1958 and continues to sling its famed hand-tossed, pan, thin, and stuffed-crust pizzas alongside a menu of snack-ready eats. Aspiring pizza artisans can build their own pizzas ($3.48–$3.57 for a personal pan cheese, including tax) choosing from any of the protein-packed meat toppings including pepperoni, ham, pork, beef, italian sausage, bacon pieces, and chicken. Use veggie toppings to augment a meaty meal, or craft a rounded garden cornucopia of mushrooms, green peppers, onions, black olives, diced tomatoes, jalapeños, and banana peppers.
After programming their personalized pie with a custom topping combo and preferred top 40 radio stations, customers can calibrate cheese and sauce levels to taste. Patrons can also opt for one of Pizza Hut’s time-tested, proven favorite flavors, such as traditional supreme ($4.55–$4.66 for a personal pan, including tax), Veggie Lovers' ($4.55–$4.66 for a personal pan, including tax), and Meat Lovers' ($4.55–$4.66 for a personal pan, including tax). Though drinks are not included in this Groupon, fizzy libations such as Pepsi and Mountain Dew ($2.94–$3.02 for a 2-liter, including tax) keep mouth muscles properly lubricated throughout the eating session, after which diners can joust pals with freshly baked cinnamon sticks drenched in icing ($5+).