What You'll Get
The most common Internet password is “pizza123,” demonstrating America’s love for this Italian delight, as well as its complete inability to protect sensitive information. Take pizza offline and put it in your mouth with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pizza and ribs at Pizza Pan on South High Street.
Pizza Pan appeases appetites with an assortment of carefully crafted pies and a wide-ranging menu of casual palate-pleasers. The restaurant’s pizza dough is fashioned fresh daily before being slung into disk form by expert pizzatologists and slathered in delectable sauce made the same morning. The squad of pie producers blends real mozzarella and provolone cheese, melting it on top of each savory circle to create a toothsome dairy shield that protects the priceless tomatoes underneath. Top-quality Hormel meats and fresh-cut vegetables mingle merrily atop the flavor frisbees, which come in sizes ranging from the small ($9.95, $1.75 per regular topping) to the gargantuan, 16-slice half-sheet pizza ($21.99, $3.75 per regular toping). Eaters can sate their need to chew on things other than pizza with ribs ($9.99 per slab), hoagies ($5.99), and chicken wings ($6.99 for 10) slathered in one of eight sauces.
Today’s Groupon can be used for Pizza Pan's famous "buy one pizza, get two free" deal if used for pickup, ideal for large groups of friends or small groups of famished feasters who never learned to share. Diners can choose from a selection of Coke products to sweeten the savory feast, providing both liquid refreshment and the raw materials for Mentos bombs to use against rival gastro-gangs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per order. Carryout only. Valid with "Buy 1, get 2 free pizzas with carry-out". Valid only at S. High St. location. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.