What You'll Get
In the Dark Ages, princesses exfoliated with Fabergé-egg dust and filed fingernails on the edges of gold doubloons. Revel in more modern and luxurious beauty treatments with today's Groupon: for $20, new members get one week of unlimited spa services at Planet Beach Old Metairie in Metairie or Planet Beach Riverbend in New Orleans (up to a $273 value).
Planet Beach is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the services. These friendly automatons facilitate everything from hydromassages and oxygen therapy to spray tanning and Luminous facials. Each machine is designed for a specific service, which makes it the ultimate expert and keeps it from developing the ability to cry. Relax with Hydro-Derma Fusions, Umo hand moisturizer, and Luminous facials (each $39/session), all of which provide opportunities for sweating, moisturizing, and photoskinesis.
Planet Beach operates on a gym-style membership system, meaning that members pay for packages or flat monthly rates. With a week of services, this Groupon allows anyone to take advantage of Rube Goldberg–style beautification on his or her own time frame. A staff of helpful spa assistants is always on hand to answer questions, help first-timers use the machines, and keep things safe and comfortable. Call ahead to make appointments; services are subject to availability.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Limit 1 spray tan per week. Valid only at location purchased. Limit 7 services per week. Must activate by 6/13/12, expires 1 week from activation. 24hr cancellation notice required. Appointment required, subject to availability. New members only. Must be 15 or older, under 18 must have guardian's consent. Not valid for products. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.