Spa escapes help rejuvenate and renew your current appearance, unlike prison escapes, which require one to assume the identity of a bumbling security guard. Loosen the chains of a stressful lifestyle with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a level-one Mystic spray tan, a luminous LED facial, and a full-body hydro-derma fusion treatment at Planet Beach in College Station (a $111 total value). Upgrades to a medium or dark Mystic tan are available for an additional $5 fee.
Planet Beach is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the services. Sun-starved hides can jump-start their glow with a round of level-one Mystic spray tanning. Employing MagneTan technology, Mystic’s mist adheres to the skin-suit evenly and streaklessly using the body's natural magnetic properties and innate force fields, leaving it bronzed and beautiful for five to seven days. Afterward, whisk newly bronzed bods to a CyberRelax message chair for a luminous facial, which bathes skin in LED therapy. Working in conjunction with topical skincare serums, the facial helps reduce fine lines and evidence of solar foul play, while promoting even skin texture and tone.
Complement color and crease-less countenances with a skin-quenching hydro-derma fusion treatment. Wielding infrared heat and nutrient-shrouding steam, the moisturizing machine sates parched pores, surges collagen production, and can even help extend the life of your tan by reminding it to eat all its veggies.