The fastest way to whiten teeth is to scare the plaque-pants off them by secretly arranging for an evil clown dentist to jump out a car trunk. Bump up your toothy twinkle without scarring timid teeth with today's Groupon: for $89, you get three back-to-back teeth-whitening sessions at Planet Beach in Exton (up to a $260 value).
The toothy experts at Planet Beach transmute stained teeth into immaculate pearls with the BleachBright whitening system in three consecutive sessions, lasting less than an hour. Through a carefully concocted mixture of hydrogen peroxide, light, and exposure, teeth can transcend four to six levels of whiteness per session, helping them sparkle with more brilliance than Aristotle's Lite Brite essays. Treatments rely on the soothing shine of LED lighting and warmth, which reinvigorates paunchy choppers safely and effectively. Planet Beach sends the newly colorless tooth owners home with an enamel pen to seal in whitening and sign any tongue treaties.
Planet Beach Contempo Spa
A wildly successful alternative to traditional day spas—its more than 300 locations blanket 36 states and half a dozen countries—Planet Beach Contempo Spa is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the spa and tanning services. These friendly automatons sometimes replace familiar treatments, as in the red light anti-aging bed, a light-based service that delivers anti-aging and rejuvenating results to skin from head to toe by stimulating collagen and elastin production to minimize the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles, acne, and inflammation. But other equipment maps out new spa territory entirely: the Hydration Station chamber moisturizes the whole body with nutrient-rich steam in order to offset the effects of a dry climate or a rear-end collision with a salt truck. Other machines whiten teeth, spray tan skin, tan with UV-light, and massage muscles. Clients can also make use of the personal oxygen bar.
Planet Beach offers membership packages or flat monthly rates. As members spend more time at the spa, they get to know the helpful assistants who are always on hand to demonstrate how to use the equipment without activating its ability to cry.