In the Dark Ages, princesses exfoliated with Fabergé-egg dust and filed fingernails on the edges of gold doubloons. Revel in more modern and luxurious beauty treatments with today's Groupon: for $84, you get one month of unlimited spa services at Planet Beach Contempo Spa, valid at locations on Stadium Drive and Portage's Oakland Drive (a $169 value). This Groupon is valid for unlimited access to the following services:
- Rejuvasun light therapy
- Hydro & Cyber Relax massage
- UV therapy
- Velocity high-pressure tan
- Saunatox infrared sauna
- Hydro-Derma Fusion treatment
Planet Beach Contempo Spa is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the services. Each machine is designed for a specific service, which makes it the ultimate expert and keeps it from developing the ability to cry. Advanced spa services, such as infrared-sauna time, hydro-massage, and UV therapy, provide opportunities for sweating, moisturizing, and photoskinthesis. The sleek Hydro-Derma Fusion device cleanses pores and moisturizes thirsty skin in an attempt to improve tone and elasticity, which can produce results akin to body wraps and steam-bath treatments without the expense of self gift-wrapping and heat-resistant rubber duckies.
Planet Beach operates on a gym-style membership system, meaning that members pay for packages or flat monthly rates. With one month of services, this Groupon allows anyone to take advantage of Rube Goldberg–style beautification on his or her own time frame. A staff of helpful spa assistants is always on hand to answer questions, help first-timers use the machines, and keep things safe and comfortable.