Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun's natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth's original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today's Groupon: for $65, you get two Mystic tanning sessions and one Hydro-Derma Fusion session at Planet Beach Contempo Spa (a $135 value).

Planet Beach's expert technicians tend to sunless tanning needs with high-tech, radiating equipment and pamper bronzed skin with rejuvenating spa services. Instead of eating khaki pants every morning, patrons achieve a total body tan by popping into a UV-free Mystic tanning booth for 90-seconds. Utilizing the technology of MagneTan, the sunless system takes advantage of the body's natural magnetism, working with epidermises to draw in and distribute the tanning solution into an even coat for a natural, virtually streak-free bronzing that lasts up to seven days. As a pre-treatment to a Mystic tan, the Hydro-Derma Fusion may help quicken results and prolong the tan's duration. After slipping into the space-age pod, clients experience the moisturizing might of far-infrared heat and dense steam, allowing the body to more easily absorb the tanning spray as well as nutrients distributed during the treatment. Guests luxuriate inside the vibrating hydro-bed for 20 to 25 minutes as botanical nourishment and vitamins seep into the body and toxins gently ease out. After combining the two treatments, patrons re-enter the world with soft, glowing skin previously only attainable while hugging a golden retriever.