What You'll Get
Like baby shoes, bowling trophies, or diplomas from space camp, bodies are only ready for public display after they've been properly bronzed. Class up your corporeal keepsake with today's Groupon: for $20, new members get one month of unlimited tanning in any bed at Planet Beach's Greenville location (an $89 value).
Planet Beach is a futuristic relaxation station where craftily engineered tanning beds carefully administer helpful UV rays to impart color to customer epidermises. Machines are carefully designed to harness the powers of the robot sun, which makes them the ultimate experts and keeps them from developing the ability to cry. A month of unlimited use of Planet Beach's nine beds, including VIP- and Platinum-level standup and horizontal tanning beds, provides ample opportunities for glowing, bronzing, and photoskinthesis.
Planet Beach operates on a gym-style membership system, meaning that members pay for packages or flat monthly rates. With a month of tanning services, this Groupon allows anyone to take advantage of Rube Goldberg–style beautification on his or her own time frame. A staff of helpful tanning assistants is always on hand to answer questions, help first-timers to use the machines, and keep things safe and comfortable.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.