Spa escapes help rejuvenate and renew your current appearance, unlike prison escapes, which require one to assume the identity of a bumbling security guard. Loosen the chains of a stressful lifestyle with today's Groupon: for $39, you get two months of unlimited spa services ($300 value) at Planet Beach Contempo Spa in Tempe.

Planet Beach is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the services. These friendly automatons facilitate everything from hydro massages and red-light therapy to spray tanning and luminous facials. Each machine is designed for a specific service, which makes it the ultimate expert and keeps it from developing the ability to cry. Advanced spa services, such as hydro massage, spinal therapy massage and mystic tan ($30 value per session) provide opportunities for relaxation. Planet Beach operates on a gym-style membership system, meaning that members pay for packages or flat monthly rates. With two months of services, this Groupon allows you to take advantage of Rube Goldberg–style beautification on his or her own time frame. A staff of helpful spa assistants is always on hand to answer questions, help first-timers use the machines, and keep things safe and comfortable. Call ahead to make appointments; services are subject to availability.