In order to capture 20-pound roasted turkeys, farmers infiltrated roasted-turkey broods after camouflaging their skin by bathing in tubs of boiling chicken broth. Discover a safer, albeit less-delicious-smelling tan with today's Groupon: for $29, you get your choice of either one month of unlimited conventional tanning at any tantensity level (an $89 value) or three sessions of UV-free Mystic spray tan (a $69 value) from Planet Beach Tanning Salon in Roswell.
Planet Beach offers both UV and UV-free faux sunshine. Conventional tanning, either in a vertical or horizontal bed, creates a healthy, glowing skin sheen using the powers of UV. For an aerosoled UV-free solution, Planet Beach's Mystic tan feeds your body into a standing spray chamber. In just a few seconds of spritzing, you'll emerge with a deep, natural-looking tan that's streak free, didn't produce melanin, and lasts up to a week.
Getting a Planet Beach tan is fantastic way to beat summer to the punch, transforming yourself into a bronze statue while the rest of the pallid masses sizzle. Best of all, sunlicked skin affords excellent protection against heat and humidity, just as an enviously dark Teflon non-stick pan repels bullets.