Straws were invented to challenge the human mouth, which had become bored after mastering whistling, mastication, and auctioneering. Put your lips together and grow with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of smoothies at Planet Smoothie.
Planet Smoothie sends sippers on a healthy tongue-trip with a menu of customizable smoothies that can be made with Pro-Yo frozen yogurt, which offers friendly probiotic cultures to benefit the immune and digestive systems. Tackle typhus while punch-drunk on peaches and strawberries with a 22-ounce Yo’ Adriane, which comes with a clarifying fiber blast ($4.99), or opt for a double-sized, 44-ounce 2 Piece Bikini—with bananas, vanilla, and your choice of strawberries or cocoa and a fat-burner blast ($6.99)—to help to keep your legs shapely when you kick sand into the faces of the meek.
All smoothies can be sweetened with LeanLeaf sweetener containing stevia, which is sweeter than sugar but less likely to harm your teeth or your Wilford Brimley.
431 King St.
Charleston, South Carolina 29403