What You'll Get
Throughout humanity's evolution, the shape of its teeth has remained largely unchanged, reflecting the constant need to break down foodstuffs and charm potentially violent bears. Keep teeth primed and pearly with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a laser-light teeth-whitening treatment at Planet Tan in Clearwater (a $279.95 value).
Planet Tan's squad of experienced teeth shiners unveils pearly whites up to eight shades brighter after one-hour Beyond WhiteSpa treatments. Technicians boost smile power by applying a whitening gel to each bicuspid, canine, and prosthetic tusk before exposing them to the enhancing rays of a whitening accelerator lamp. During the three consecutive 20-minute treatments, rays emblazon chompers to activate the gel's whitening prowess, leaving smiles as pearly and white as an oyster's ghost.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Planet Tan
The professional tanning experts at Planet Tan keep dermises glowing year-round with a combination of UV booths and UV-free spray-tan solutions. The salon houses many machines, including a SuperSonic 7-minute stand-up booth that infuses skin with a healthy golden hue in less than half the time of conventional tanning beds. The facility’s laser LED whitening technology lets patrons sport flashier fangs that serve as a handsome contrast their bronzed pelts, calling on the power of a professional-grade hydrogen peroxide gel designed to give grins the snowy glimmer of an igloo-dwelling disco ball.