Body fat evolved to keep humans warm during the Ice Age, a development they regretted during the ensuing Hanging Out in Cabo Age. Hasten the scientific process with today’s Groupon: for $1,199, you get one SmartLipo session at Plano Aesthetics (a $3,000 value). Choose from the following treatment areas:

• Upper abs
• Lower abs
• Neck
• Lower back
• Inner thighs
• Outer thighs<p>

Plano Aesthetics’ Dr. Jeffrey Caruth and his staff boast the cosmetic credentials to spiff clients’ appearances with a slew of services and procedures. SmartLipo aims to purge paunch unresponsive to regular diet, exercise, and passive-aggressive text messages. Through the aperture of a small incision, the three coalescing lasers simultaneously liquefy fat cells and stimulate collagen production to tighten stretched skin. As curves begin to melt, the machine aspirates filling, planting the seeds for svelteness that fully blossom within six months or sooner. After the 45-minute procedure, most SmartLipo patients can return to regular activities within a few days, with mild bruising that subsides in four days or less.