Today's deal pampers your head area with a haircut and deep conditioning from Platform Artistic Salon, an up to $85 value for $40. Along with updated head plumage, your day of you includes a complimentary beverage of wine, beer, or soda, a complimentary scalp massage, and perfectly sincere compliments. If you prefer, insincere compliments such as "You look like two paintings stacked on top of each other" can be substituted.
The style and protection afforded by a winter hat is all well and good until it forces your follicles into a tight cubicle of woolen claustrophobia. Like a bear emerging from its hibnernative confines, reward your scrunched up 'do not with fresh morning salmon, but with professional salon treatment. Platform's emphasis on excellent customer service and a warm interior helps to cuddle your senses when combined with fifteen minutes of steam treatment during your deep conditioning. Following the scalp massage that sends therapeutic Morse code messages of comfort to the brain part of your head, your scalp will feel gently tilled and ready for a cut. The skilled hands of Platform's hair experts will leave your head-garden artfully scaped like the famous Japanese garden behind Nolan Ryan's toolshed.
Platform Artistic Salon uses products from Pureology, Redken, Osis, and more to place the best possible results into your tendrils. Be sure to schedule your appointment in advance with stylist Shelby, whose experience is emblematic of Platform's dedication to being a salon that exists on Earth.
- I can tell you that the there [sic] is great talent in this salon. I saw many patrons come in looking like ordinary people and every person left looking amazing. -- ausharose, Citysearch
- I always look great when I leave and would highly recommend her to everyone. -- SLCUT, Citysearch
- I feel so lucky to have finally found a [sic] amazing stylist. -- iilovelucy, Citysearch