If the game Monopoly taught us anything, it's that owning a car is a responsibility equal to that of owning a dog (or a thimble) and that free parking is something that happens to other people. Care for your “go” getter with today’s Groupon: for $8, you get two days of airport parking at SwiftPark, formerly known as Platinum Airport Parking, in Irving (a $19 value, including tax and airport fees).
SwiftPark’s friendly buggysitters shuttle jetsetters to and from Dallas Fort Worth Airport while providing a safe haven for travelers' grounded car companions. Upon arrival at the secured lot, motorcar-parents can drop off their wheeled progeny and bid them a misty-eyed goodbye before being whisked away to their waiting plane ports. Horseless carriages nest for two days in the well-tended lot, sunning pallid chassis in the fresh air or snuggling up with a tire-tingling novel in one of the covered parking spaces, depending on space availability. Having thoroughly perused each patron's travel itinerary, SwiftPark’s seasoned staffers punctually collect the home-bound and their freshly tanned luggage from the terminal, chauffeuring them back to their locomotive loved ones for a reunion filled with oily tears and happy honks.
No matter the moment of the day or the season of the year, the courteous staffers at Swiftpark Airport Parking stand vigilant watch, ready to stow cars in their secure lot and schlep luggage for travelers shuttling to and from their flights at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport. For an additional fee, travelers can also arrange for an interior or exterior car wash, oil change, or laundry and dry-cleaning services to take place in their absence.