If the game Monopoly taught us anything, it's that owning a car is a responsibility equal to that of owning a dog (or a thimble) and that free parking is something that happens to other people. Care for your “go” getter with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get three days of airport parking at SwiftPark, formerly known as Platinum Airport Parking, in Irving (a $25.80 value, including tax and airport fees). Covered parking is subject to availability. Customers are required to schedule an appointment.

SwiftPark’s friendly buggysitters shuttle jetsetters to and from Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport and provide a haven for travelers' grounded car companions. Upon arrival at the secured lot, motorcar parents can drop off their wheeled progeny and bid them misty-eyed goodbyes before being whisked away to their waiting plane ports. Horseless carriages nest for three days in the well-tended lot, sunning pallid chassis in the fresh air or snuggling up with tire-tingling novels in covered parking spaces, depending on space availability. Having thoroughly perused each patron's travel itinerary, SwiftPark’s seasoned staffers punctually collect the homebound and their freshly tanned luggage from the terminal, chauffeuring them back to their locomotive loved ones for reunions filled with oily tears and happy honks.