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What You'll Get
Since the rise of the Internet, people have struggled to tear their now-useless phone books in half. Bulk up to succeed where others have failed with today’s Groupon to Platinum Fitness. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a one-month membership package (a $403.99 total value), which includes:
- Enrollment fee (a $39 value)
- One month of membership fees (a $29.99 value)
- Six group fitness classes (a $60 value)
- One 30-minute massage (a $45 value)
- One 30-minute nutritional consultation (a $45 value)
- One chiropractic assessment (a $70 value)
- One 15-minute reflexology session (a $25 value)
Two 30-minute personal-training sessions (a $90 value)<p>
- For $99, you get six 30-minute personal-training sessions (a $270 value).<p>
Platinum Fitness houses a cohesive facility of exercise equipment and classes alongside trained fitness, nutrition, and healthcare professionals. The latest models of fitness equipment fill Platinum’s gym-room floor, including videogame-enhanced stationary bikes and Roc-It resistance trainers, which afford exercisers a greater range of motion by gently tilting through each repetition. A sextet of group fitness classes fold camaraderie into the mix, as sessions such as Zumba, spinning, body sculpting, and hardcore abs help sculpt more muscles than an artist inspired by living next door to the Vitruvian Man. Platinum’s staff of health professionals further facilitates chiseled dreams, as a dietary expert guides each client toward proper nutrition during a 30-minute consultation. Round out a month’s worth of total-body testing with a peaceful 30-minute massage and a 15-minute reflexology appointment, which can help treat bodily aches via pressure points on the feet, hands, and prehensile tail.
With today’s Groupon, patrons can also receive two or six personal-training sessions with a member of Platinum Fitness’s seasoned training staff. Personal trainers not only craft workouts tailored to each exerciser’s fitness goals, they also oversee each move to ensure its proper, safe execution and redirect any jealous ex-Twinkies to a local support group.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 2/15/12, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Classes are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Platinum Fitness
Fusion is an amazing force. It sets stars ablaze, redefines cuisine, and has even produced a hybrid of a gym and spa at Platinum Fitness. There, certified personal trainers construct individualized workout regimens or lead small group classes, pumping up muscles with Zumba, Pilates, or yoga. Therapists work alongside them, relaxing bodies with massage treatments or chiropractic manipulations, which, like an argument in Bantu, commonly produce clicking noises. After a workout or knead, members can relax in an infrared sauna or educate themselves about healthy eating with a nutritional consultation.