What You'll Get
A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Make a clean getaway with today’s Groupon to Platinum Hand Car Wash in Keyport. Choose between the following options:
• For $17, you get a full-service hand car wash (up to a $35.31 value including tax).
• For $55, you get an express exterior detail (up to a $116.63 value including tax).
Platinum Hand Car Wash’s sedan scrubbers wipe away grime and road debris by hand, freeing rides from the risks of mechanized brushes and malevolent robots. During each Platinum wash, 8–10 minutes long, a conveyor propels sullied station wagons through several stages of tender cleaning, which result in sponge-bathed frames, cleansed underbellies, and tires that look as clean and full of promise as newborn rubber. An interior vacuuming eradicates miscreant crumbs and hibernating squirrels, while a tire dressing and an application of Armor All Body Shield cultivate a sparkling exterior shine.
During a 25–30 minute exterior detailing (an $89 value for cars, a $109 value for trucks), carriage caregivers primp autos with a triple polish, Platinum underbody wash, interior vacuuming, and hot-stone headrest massage. Next, rubber and vinyl get cleaned and conditioned before a compound exterior polish and hand wax leaves cars beaming. Finally, polished chrome trim and cleaned and dressed rims put the finishing touches on each auto's finer points and send carriages speeding off into the sunset full of self-confidence.
Appointments are required.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for service purchased. Valid only for cars and SUVs. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.