What You'll Get
Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today’s Groupon to Platinum Sports and Fitness, located in Keizer. Choose from the following options:
For $20, you get a one-month membership and a one-hour fitness consultation (a $45 value).
For $99, you get a one-month membership, three one-hour training sessions, and a nutrition consultation (a $350 value).
Platinum Sports and Fitness provides the equipment, knowledgeable staff, and nearly tangible good vibes necessary to achieve tightly toned bodies and precisely measured muscle mass. Members will have access to all of the club's amenities, which includes group classes as well as a wide range of weights and equipment. Each training session aims to improve performance for athletes of any sport and skill level. The nutrition consultation includes measurements, body fat analysis, and assistance with developing meal plans and techniques for resisting full-on sugar assaults from 20-something-filled cars in the shape of energy drink cans.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by 5/15/11. Membership expires 1 month after activation. New clients only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.