What You'll Get
Exercise would be a doubly efficient venture if people could split into two halves and have both body sections burn calories simultaneously by riding a tandem bike. Today’s Groupon makes the most of feasible workouts. For $25, you get two weeks of unlimited outdoor classes at Platoon Fitness (a $50 value). Your Groupon is redeemable for any outdoor classes offered at Platoon’s Haverford, Art Museum, Chesterbrook, Episcopal Academy, and University of Pennsylvania locations.
Because life’s most pivotal moments—such as college graduations and the dance climax in Thriller —take place outdoors, the fierce trainers at Platoon have a steadfast commitment to transforming transformable bodies in the transformative company of Mother Nature. During your two weeks of unlimited fresh air, you’ll encounter different instructors every day, which keeps the air even fresher and prevents the formation of inappropriate trainer-trainee baseball-card-trading relationships. Each day of the week also rotates its focus to a different aspect of exercise. Mondays work the lower body, Tuesdays pump the upper body, Wednesdays focus on cardio, and Thursdays and Fridays return to lower- and upper-body workouts. Surprise Saturdays are up to the caprices of the instructor on duty, and may include shocking plot twists that will seem inevitable when you watch your life a second time. Platoon’s classes are synchronized, so you may visit any location on any given day and get the appropriate session.
With the beachiest days of summer fast approaching, you’ll want to strip your body of its natural insulation to prevent overheating and to look your sexiest. Tone, tighten, and train your body into svelte shape, and prepare to show off bulging biceps in your beach or bourbon-drinking bikini with today’s Groupon to Platoon Fitness. Call ahead to schedule your classes.
Platoon Fitness’s $100 administration and membership fee is being waived for Groupon subscribers; however, if you continue to enroll in classes post-Groupon, the $100 fee will apply.
Platoon Fitness was a 2009 nominee for CityVoter’s Best Gym. Learn more about Platoon Fitness and view some customer testimonials in this “What is Platoon?” video segment:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. Classes subject to availability. By appointment only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.