Your feet have felt neglected ever since you started walking on your hands, and your hands have been jealous of your feet ever since you sold your fingers to pay for college. Reunite these extremity enemies by pampering them both with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour mani-pedi (a $50 value) at Pleasant Road Spa in Hoboken.

Over the course of approximately one hour, hands will be treated to rubbings of lavender essential oils, and typified toes will be soaked, soothed, and scrubbed by organic sugars, freshly scented peppermint oils, and cooling cucumbers. Perfectly symmetrical tips will take the place of formerly unruly edges, and ragged cuticles edges will be gently groomed into nonexistence. A deliberate buffing and polishing finishes up the finger- and toe-tip transformation, leaving the body's handlebars and kickstands feeling buttery and spry.

In the comfort of Pleasant Road Spa's elegant interior, guests are welcome to fully engulf themselves in relaxation. With tall earthy-colored walls and soft ambient lighting, the space is cozy enough for a romantic evening out for one, two, or more, because nothing says ladies’ night out like gettin' pampered, gettin' dolled up, and hittin' a club sandwich with a baseball bat for the sake of tenderization.