Statistically, home is the place you’re most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today’s Groupon to The Blakeslee Inn & Restaurant in Pocono Lake. Choose between the following options:

• For $125, you get a ski package for two (up to a $249.99 total value) that includes the following:
• A one-night stay (up to a $99.99 value)
• Two lift tickets (a $50 value each)

• $50 worth of contemporary bistro fare<p>

• For $25, you get $50 worth of contemporary bistro fare.
  
  

The Blakeslee Inn & Restaurant swathes weary travelers within comfortable confines bathed in lavender and peppered with wine-colored couches for lounging. Each standard room houses a coffee table, private bath, and queen-size bed to let guests spread out and get away from their usual routine of sleeping upright in the closet. The Inn’s proximity to the Jack Frost Big Boulder ski resort affords guests the opportunity to strap on skis and cruise down 21 slopes of varying difficulty levels, including 6 intermediate slopes and 8 advanced.

In The Blakeslee’s restaurant, chefs infuse a menu of seasonal steak and seafood dishes with inventive modern flair. Dining duos nosh on meal-prefacing portions of roasted stuffed figs ($9), which act as a Trojan horse for pistachio, basil, gorgonzola, crispy pancetta, and miniature Greek armies. Gastronomic gurus slow-braise oxtail to crown fettuccini noodles ($27) and pan sear arctic char with a pumpkin spaetzle and red-grape sauce ($28).

Though The Blakeslee Inn & Restaurant sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.