What You'll Get
A night at a hotel offers a rare chance to prank call former employers and ex-dentists from a number they won't recognize. Take advantage of anonymous accommodations with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a one-night stay and $25 in restaurant credit at The Blakeslee Inn in Blakeslee (up to a $133.99 total value).
The Blakeslee Inn's No. 1 draw is its acclaimed restaurant, where the culinary sorcery of chef Chris Mullin inscribes delicious dishes on an ensorcelled menu. Meat lovers will swoon under the sumptuous spell of a grilled, certified Angus rib eye with caramelized onions ($29), andordering the Chilean sea bass packed with crab meat and bathed in chardonnay cream sauce ($30) is a fitting retort to any presumptuous fish, crustacean, or grape that dares dispute human culinary dominance.
After dinner, guests may be housed in a standard room or mini suite depending on availability, but they will surely find a regal queen bed or surly knave couch on the clean, comfortable premises. No pets will be admitted unless their disguises are extremely convincing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 9, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Reservation required, subject to availability. 24hr cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid for wine dinner, beer dinner, or NYE. No pets allowed. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.