The diaries of Lewis and Clark are filled with cantankerous laments about having to tour the wilderness by foot and the startling lack of trailside fast-food options. Equip yourself with a discoverer's eyes and a Robocop's wheels with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a segway tour of Shawnee Inn and Golf Resort from Pocono Segway Tours (a $35 value).
Pocono Segway Tours gracefully scoots tour members throughout the rolling foothills of the Poconos mountains and provides them with scenic views of Ponoco landmarks. From the vantage point of a self-balancing steed, guests take a three-mile glide through the Shawnee Inn and Golf Resort and surrounding areas marked by wooded paths, breathtaking vistas, and panning views along the Delaware River. Along the way, the segway's silent motor enables each tour member to fully appreciate the surrounding environment and its chorus of bird calls, leaf flaps, and the faint sounds sourced from jaw-dropped pedestrians.
Pocono Segway Tours
The staff of Pocono Segway Tours leads groups of up to 5 sightseers on segway-propelled escapades through the scenic Split Rock Resort in the Pocono Mountains. A battery-powered personal transporter, the segway allows recreationalists of all shapes and sizes to navigate the gyroscopic machine along wooded paths and roadways while taking in the area's picturesque vistas during guided, multimile excursions.
Shawnee on Delaware
1 River Rd.
Shawnee on Delaware, Pennsylvania 18356