What You'll Get
Holiday lights originated with cowboys, who used them as lassos to reel in cattle rustlers, whom they then sold as Christmas trees. Continue this Wild West tradition with today's Groupon: for $25, you get two hours of Christmas-lights installation or snow removal from Polar Express Handyman Division (a $100 value). This deal is valid for service within a 50-mile radius of Tulsa and includes one handyman for two hours.
Polar Express Handyman Division's band of yuletide factotums beautifies facades with strands of twinkling bulbs and well-groomed concrete pathways. Handymen wield customer-provided Christmas lights and spend two hours festooning snowflake-dusted evergreens in luminescent necklaces and embellishing eaves to attract off-season fireflies. Walkable pathways emerge from beneath pillowy ice blankets as trained snow removers heave away heavy powder from driveways and sidewalks. Those who prefer a lightless abode or fear that shovels are the spoons of lurking giants can exchange services for up two hours of assorted handiwork, such as home maintenance, drywall repair, and professional painting.
Homes over 2,000 sq. ft. or two-story homes may require additional handymen to complete Christmas-light installation. Groupon customers may purchase three additional hours ($150 extra fee) or add a second handyman for two hours ($100 extra fee).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid toward materials cost. Valid only within 50mi of Tulsa. Upgrades available for additional fee. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.