What You'll Get
Sometimes, late at night, firemen slip into heels and dance with their poles, spinning, dipping, and stripping away cumbersome fireproof coats and burdensome notions of masculinity. Get a fireman's acrobatic workout with twice as much confidence with today's Groupon to Pole Control Studios. Choose between the following options:
• For $12, you get one Pole Discovery Introduction Class (a $24.99 value).
• For $150, you get one Pole Discovery Intro Party for up to 10 women (a $350 value).
Pole Control Studios is a full-fledged women's alternative-fitness facility specializing in the art of pole fitness that offers several classes. The Pole Discovery Introduction Class teaches prospective cylinder shimmiers the fundaments of pole posture, building confidence to correctly climb, spin, and grip the pole. Alternatively, a group of up to 10 female friends or two sets of adventurous quintuplets can privately seduce poles during a Pole Discovery Intro Party. Like a busy day at the tetherball court, all of the poles will be reserved during private parties, ensuring that students each get a chance to master their skills in a comfortable atmosphere. Check out the schedule for a complete listing of classes and times
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts for pole discovery introduction class option. Limit 1 per person for pole discovery intro party option. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only. Intro parties must be booked during normal intro class hours. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Pole Control Studios
Floor-to-ceiling mirrors reflect 1,300 square feet of glossy, hardwood floors ringing with the staccato of dancing high heels. Brass poles sprout from the floor, supporting whirling women as they learn sensual routines and build upper-body strength by suspending themselves skyward.
Pole Control Studios' owner, a seasoned performer with a BA in sports science, designs programs that scale up in difficulty while centering around fitness. The studio inducts exercisers in the flirtatious art with an introductory class, where each dancer learns correct posture, transition work, and how to use high heels to tap out Morse code. From there, guests foray into several Pole and Aerial Arts classes of empowering fitness classes that build on the basics, imparting techniques for climbing, controlled spins, or inversions. They also offer several fitness classes to build the muscles needed to strengthen to excel on the Pole, Pole Fit and Sensual Stretch supplement pole-dancing prowess with intense cardio, squats, lunges, and body-elongating posework. In the summer months, guests can visit the outside Pole deck to practice and relax before or after class.