Staying fit is crucial in the animal kingdom, as it plays a key role in rams’ head-butting battles, lions’ dominance skirmishes, and chimpanzees’ air-guitar contests. Increase your body's competitive edge with today's Groupon to PoleKittens Fitness. The classes available through this deal are for women only. Choose between two options:
- For $20, you get one 90-minute high-heel workshop at the Newport studio on a Saturday afternoon (a $40 value).
- For $35, you get one 90-minute aerial-silks workshop at the Cincinnati studio on a Sunday afternoon (a $75 value).
PoleKittens Fitness breaks free from traditional workout methods, as passionate instructors lead troupes of fitness-focused females through fun workouts designed to improve health and rouse inner temptresses. The 90-minute high-heel workshop advances walking to a new level as students don skyscraper heels and sashay across planar surfaces while mastering sensual glides. After a warm-up, stems perform a series of muscle-toning maneuvers and strut-improving techniques that ends with a stretch period to extinguish invisible flames from burning muscles. Students can borrow a pair of heels from PoleKittens, tout their own pair, or strap stalactites to their gym shoes.
During the aerial-silks workshop, students relinquish the earth’s gravitational pull in favor of a 90-minute gliding session atop silk fabrics to promote strength and flexibility. A brief warm-up prepares limbs and torsos for flight before pupils learn basic climbing skills and aerialist tricks while skimming the ground to avoid towering falls and malevolent dust bunnies.