What You'll Get
Staying fit is crucial in the animal kingdom, as it plays a key role in rams’ head-butting battles, lions’ dominance skirmishes, and chimpanzees’ air-guitar contests. Increase your body's competitive edge with today's Groupon to PoleKittens Fitness. The classes available through this deal are for women only. Choose between two options:
- For $20, you get one 90-minute high-heel workshop at the Newport studio on a Saturday afternoon (a $40 value).
- For $35, you get one 90-minute aerial-silks workshop at the Cincinnati studio on a Sunday afternoon (a $75 value).
PoleKittens Fitness breaks free from traditional workout methods, as passionate instructors lead troupes of fitness-focused females through fun workouts designed to improve health and rouse inner temptresses. The 90-minute high-heel workshop advances walking to a new level as students don skyscraper heels and sashay across planar surfaces while mastering sensual glides. After a warm-up, stems perform a series of muscle-toning maneuvers and strut-improving techniques that ends with a stretch period to extinguish invisible flames from burning muscles. Students can borrow a pair of heels from PoleKittens, tout their own pair, or strap stalactites to their gym shoes.
During the aerial-silks workshop, students relinquish the earth’s gravitational pull in favor of a 90-minute gliding session atop silk fabrics to promote strength and flexibility. A brief warm-up prepares limbs and torsos for flight before pupils learn basic climbing skills and aerialist tricks while skimming the ground to avoid towering falls and malevolent dust bunnies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Aerial skills option valid only at Cincinnati location. Must be 18 or older. Classes are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.