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What You'll Get
Sometimes, late at night, firemen slip into heels and dance with their poles, spinning, dipping, and stripping away cumbersome fireproof coats and burdensome notions of masculinity. Get a fireman's acrobatic workout with twice as much confidence with today's deal: for $22, new students get a package of three introductory pole-dancing classes (a $45 value) at Poledello. This inviting studio is conveniently located in the heart of downtown.
The Intro-to-Pole Package includes three hour-long group classes at Poledello. During each class, you'll learn groundwork moves and choreography that will spawn future, more-advanced routine structures. Any lady can master introductory transitions, floor work, and general strengthening techniques under the tutelage of a friendly, experienced instructor. While building a cache of spicy moves, the cores and upper bodies of prospective pole masters simultaneously achieve a power boost, perfect for kicking pumpkins onto a neighbor's roof or tearing the metal door off the failing space shuttle in order to save astronauts.
This playfulest of physical playlists chops through workout boredom faster than a hand through a karate-ready cinderblock. A powerful core and toned extremities put you in stellar shape, ready to show beneath a sparkling summer gown. You'll feel muscles instinctually tighten and flex every time you walk by a pole on the street that's inappropriately decorated with barber stripes and yard-sale signs. Save stranded kittens from telephone-pole perches, and be ready by next Christmas to decorate every tree in town from the top down. Call ahead to schedule your classes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. New students only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.