Staying fit is crucial in the animal kingdom, as it plays a key role in rams’ head-butting battles, lions’ dominance skirmishes, and chimpanzees’ air-guitar contests. Increase your body's competitive edge with today's Groupon: for $20, you get one 90-minute 3-Button Striptease workshop at PoleKittens Fitness (a $40 value). This Groupon is valid at the Cincinnati and Newport locations. The classes available through this deal are for women only.
PoleKittens Fitness offers fitness-focused females fun alternatives to conventional workout classes and methods. The 90-minute 3-Button Striptease workshop eases exotic-dancing neophytes into the art of seduction, teaching students how to shimmy shoulders and swivel hips to lap dance the object of their desire or piece of unruly furniture into submission. Students practice the intoxicating routine on their fellow classmates, so signing up for the workshop with close friends or life-size cardboard cutouts of close friends is encouraged. Check the full schedule for both locations here.