Although a stitch in time saves nine, wearing clothing made with space-time fabric results in reverse aging and involuntary teleportation. Avoid temporal sartorial mishaps with today’s Groupon to Polish Boutique’s online store. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get $50 worth of women’s apparel.
- For $50, you get $100 worth of women’s apparel.<p>
Polish Boutique, a self-styled “purveyor of all things polished and pretty,” clothes customers from a rotating selection of current and classically inspired fashions. The boutique’s casual, easygoing apparel includes daytime-friendly Dreamy Dot dresses ($36.50) and houndstooth shorts ($38.50) inspired by doggie dental x-rays. Meanwhile, super-skinny jeans ($46.75) lengthen legs with form-fitting style. Online shoppers can also browse footwear offerings ranging from leopard-print flats ($26.50) to synthetic suede Midnight Houdini boots ($42) specially designed to complement sequined ankle shackles.