All hands and feet require regular maintenance, except for permacured toes and the Hamburger Helper glove, which is immortal. Take care of what you actually have with today's Groupon: for $31, you get a mani-pedi at Polished Nail Boutique (a $62 value).

The pedicure pros at Polished Nail Boutique prettify extremities with an array of moisturizing salves and skillful grooming techniques. During the pedicure, feet relax in a warm antiseptic whirlpool bath, which convinces hardened callouses to give up their foot-besmirching ways and allow themselves to be buffed off. Mitts, meanwhile, have their digit-shells pared and filed to the desired shape and length, and the nail technician grooms cuticles with extreme care. After toenails receive their like pampering, muscles de-stress with a leg and arm massage, but retain enough wherewithal for hands to gracefully hold a complimentary cocktail or play patty-cake with an actual cake.

Although Polished Nail Boutique sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.