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Pomega5's online emporium of skin-refreshing solutions keeps countenances full of vim and vigor with serums concocted out of the pomegranate's omega-5-rich oils. The bulgarian rose moisturizing beauty bar spirits away wrinkles with garden-grown antioxidants, creating faces smoother than Kenny G's flirtatious hair flip with aromatic red clover, rose, and vanilla oils. Under the beautifying tutelage of the intensive nightly repair serum, fruit-formulated glycolic acid aids in cell regeneration to keep faces plush, and the grenade anti-rides nourishing cream helps replenish moisture lost to embezzling cacti.