What You'll Get
Eating a hearty steak makes a man more kingly than wearing a crown or banishing the dog to a small island in the South Atlantic. Get the royal treatment and share it with your court with today's Groupon: for $114, you get a massive meat package of 24 steaks (a $273 value) from Ponderosa Ranch Steak Company. With summer-barbecue season bearing down like an angry bull, this meatberg assures July evenings scented with charcoal and satisfaction, no matter the size of your crowd. You may pick up your steaks in Brooklyn, or have them delivered for an additional fee.
The package of USDA-grade steaks includes four bacon-wrapped 7-ounce filets, four 7-ounce filet strips, four 8-ounce Black Angus New York strips, four 7-ounce flat-iron tenders, six half-pound pure chopped beef steaks (81/19 lean), and two 17-ounce porterhouses. Ponderosa's steaks are cut from the finest top third of the cattle class of 2010 and then flash frozen and sealed in special Cyrovac bags that preserve the meat's red perfection for up to two years with nary a spot of freezer burn. With no nasty preservatives, Ponderosa's steaks taste fresh-picked off the animal and delicious all the way down to the T-bone.
Two weeks after you order this prime and tender meateor, it may be picked up or delivered to your residence for an additional fee. Before you open your gift with a child's anticipation on Christmas morning, kick back with a bottle of hickory barbecue sauce and brush up on steak facts.
Delivery not included. Orders must be placed two weeks in advance. Must show valid ID.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 28, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Must place order two weeks in advance. Not valid with other offers. Delivery not included. Must show valid ID. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.