Eating a hearty steak makes a man more kingly than wearing a crown or banishing the dog to a small island in the South Atlantic. Get the royal treatment and share it with your court with today's Groupon: for $114, you get a massive meat package of 24 steaks (up to a $263 value, including delivery) from Ponderosa Ranch Steak Company. With summer barbecue season bearing down like an angry bull, this meatberg assures July evenings scented with charcoal and satisfaction, no matter the size of your crowd.
This meatark of USDA-graded steaks includes four bacon-wrapped 9-ounce filets, four center-cut sirloins, four 10-ounce New York strips, four flat-iron tenders, six mixed sirloin/filet chopped steaks, and two 17-ounce porterhouses. Ponderosa's steaks are cut from the finest top third of the cattle class of 2010, then flash frozen and sealed in special Cyrovac bags that preserve the meat's red perfection for up to two years with nary a spot of freezer burn. With no nasty preservatives, Ponderosa's steaks taste fresh-picked off the animal, delicious all the way down to the T-bone.
Two weeks after you order this prime and tender meateor, it will be delivered to your residence. Before you open your meatgift with a child's anticipation on Christmas morning, kick back with a bottle of hickory barbecue sauce and brush up on steak facts.
Please allow two weeks for delivery. Delivery only available within 30 miles of the 80216 zip code. Must show valid ID.