Eating a hearty steak makes a man more kingly than wearing a crown or banishing the dog to a small island in the South Atlantic. Get the royal treatment and share it with your court with today's Groupon: for $114, you get a massive meat package of 24 steaks (up to a $273 value) from Ponderosa Ranch Steak Company. With summer barbecue season bearing down like an angry bull, this meatberg assures July evenings scented with charcoal and satisfaction, no matter the size of your crowd. You may pick up your steaks, or have them delivered for an additional fee.
The package of USDA-grade steaks includes four bacon-wrapped 7-ounce filets, four 7-ounce filet strips, four 8-ounce Black Angus New York strips, four 7-ounce flat-iron tenders, six half-pound pure chopped beef steaks (81/19 lean), and two 17-ounce porterhouses. Ponderosa's steaks are cut from the finest top third of the cattle class of 2010, then flash frozen and sealed in special Cyrovac bags that preserve the meat's red perfection for up to two years with nary a spot of freezer burn. With no nasty preservatives, Ponderosa's steaks taste fresh-picked off the animal, delicious all the way down to the T-bone.
Two weeks after you order this prime and tender meateor, it will be available for pickup. You can also have it delivered to your home, granted it is within 50 miles of downtown, for an additional $19 (please allow two weeks). Before you open your meatgift with a child's anticipation on Christmas morning, kick back with a bottle of hickory barbecue sauce and brush up on steak facts.
Orders must be placed two weeks in advance. Must show valid ID.