Eating a hearty steak makes a man more kingly than wearing a crown or banishing the dog to a small island in the South Atlantic. Get the royal treatment and share it with your court with today's Groupon: for $129, you get a massive meat package of 24 steaks (a $288 value) from Ponderosa Ranch Steak Company. All orders will be shipped via UPS directly to your door (shipping is included with this deal) – please allow up to 10 business days for shipping after your order is placed. This deal expires three months from today, so be sure to place your meat order as soon as possible.
With summer barbecue season bearing down like an angry bull, this meatberg ensures July evenings scented with charcoal and satisfaction, no matter the size of your crowd. The imminent meatark of USDA-graded steaks includes four bacon-wrapped 7-ounce filets, four 7-ounce filet strips, four 8-ounce Black Angus New York strips, four 7-ounce flat-iron steaks, six half-pound pure chopped beef steaks (81/19 lean), and two 17-ounce porterhouses. Ponderosa's steaks are cut from the finest top third of the cattle class of 2010, and then flash frozen and sealed in special Cryovac bags that preserve the meat's red perfection for up to two years with nary a spot of freezer burn. With no nasty preservatives, Ponderosa's steaks taste fresh-picked off the animal and delicious all the way down to the T-bone. Before you open your meatgift with a child's anticipation on Christmas morning, kick back with a bottle of hickory barbecue sauce and brush up on steak facts.