What You'll Get
Without regular cleanings, deflated alligator rafts would accumulate on pool bottoms, eventually developing complex chlorine-based civilizations to launch attacks on mildew kingdoms in neighboring hot tubs. Demolish nascent undersea Narnias with today's Groupon: for $44, you get one month of pool service from Pooltime (a $125 value). Pooltime serves San Diego County.
Pooltime's professional technicians clean paddle ponds with regular service visits. With today's deal, pool-perfecters will revamp domestic waters with an initial start-up appointment and four additional visits. While sprinkling electric-blue waves with all necessary chemicals, chlorine commandos can also give tips to clients about using energy-saving products—which can help reduce utility bills—before demonstrating their balancing skills by tap dancing on diving boards.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only within San Diego County. Additional fee may apply for algae-infested pools. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.