Popcorn can be flavored to taste like every food except itself—a quandary that has stymied philosophers for centuries. Allow your taste buds to savor the enigma with today's Groupon to POPtions! in the Village at Schneithorst's. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get $30 toward gourmet flavored-popcorn tins.
- For $5, you get $10 worth of gourmet flavored-popcorn bags.
The discerning kernel connoisseur can choose from any of the POPtions! crave-worthy classes of corn. The popular Caramelt Nut begins with a fluffy canvas of caramel-coated popcorn blended with pecan pralines before being crowned with a mop-top of dark chocolate from venerable local chocolatier Bissinger’s ($8/bag; $55/two-gal. tin). Toasted Rav, meanwhile, serves up a radical blend of secret spices, tomato flavoring, and parmesan cheese ($5.50/bag, $35/two-gal. tin). For chocoholics requiring their decadent daily fix, a two-gallon tin of Over the Top might send mouths into a choco coma with popcorn cooked and coated in a caramel recipe, then drenched in Bissinger’s dark chocolate, and chocofied a second time with a generous drizzling of white chocolate ($50; $7.50/bag). Cocoaphobics can opt instead to tag-team their taste buds with a tempting two-gallon tin of caramel cheddar ($40; $6.50/bag), which swaddles caramel corn in a protective coating of Land O'Lakes cheese to treat mesmerized palates to a sweet-and-savory square dance.
POPtions! creations also make scrumptious gifts for significant others, favorite football devotees, or Hollywood entourages—who always insist that you look hot in those flared velour leggings. For no extra charge, POPtions! will customize lids with occasion-specific messages such as "Happy 80th Birthday, Son!" and "Sorry, thought the safety was on. Get well soon."
Using high-quality kernels of corn harvested from farms in the Midwest, POPtions! Popcorn dazzles snack cravings with a dizzying selection of gourmet maize. Customers can invent their own custom popcorn flavors, first choosing a popcorn flavor, then adding on sweet and savory ingredients before deciding between a Bissinger's white, milk, or dark chocolate finish. POPtions creations make a tasty impression on any special event and have the amazing ability to top themselves with occasion-specific lids that celebrate special days with messages such as Happy Halloween, Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, plus labels for Happy Birthday, Thank You, Congratulations and more. POPtions also creates wedding gift bags to make special days even more memorable, and corporate gift tins with personalized company logos.