While using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, its repercussions could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's deal: for $30, you get a one-hour photo session and images (up to a $70 value) from Portraits by Patty. Patty will travel to any indoor or outdoor location of your choosing within the Sioux Falls city limits. Indoor sessions are valued at $60 and outdoor sessions at $70; included in the package is a disc of all images from the shoot and a full printing release that grants you the right to print the pictures whenever, wherever, and whyever.
Patty is a professional photographer who specializes in child and family portraiture. A middle-school teacher by day, this classroom captain transforms into a camera-wielding corraler of soulful stares when not teaching math and computers to tow-headed youths. Have her pay a visit to your favorite park, living room, or helipad and spend an hour capturing images of your family, pre-existing children, or children still lurking somewhere within the mother. If your family is still in the nascent phase, Patty is also skilled at capturing various loving gazes and exuberant hand-holding for those all-important engagement photos.
Quality photos capture piercing looks, toothy smiles, and elusive dodo sightings much more efficiently then papier-mâché sculptures. Rather than commemorating your loved ones with a granite colossus that deprives Sioux Falls of sunlight, take a picture of them playing at the base of the colossus with today’s Groupon to Portraits by Patty.
Five Facebookers give Portraits by Patty a perfect five stars:
- Patty recently did my engagement session, pictures turned out fantastic!! – Ashley Schenkel
- I LOVE LOVE LOVE my senior pictures. They're the most amazing pictures ever! – Shelby Lynn
- I had Patty do my wedding pictures back in 2007, and I was so happy with them! She takes alot [sic] of pride in her work and it shows! – Sophia Sommervold