Like the best pie dough, your body needs to be moisturized, kneaded, and smoothed before it's ready to be filled with apples and flung against a loved one. Get a delicious, crumb-free exterior with today's Groupon: for $96, you get a two-hour spa package that includes a massage, pedicure, and more (a $195 total value) at Poseidon Spa, located inside the Grand Bohemian Hotel.

With a full menu of rejuvenating services and a luxurious setting, Poseidon Spa patches up battered soul sacks and helps patrons unwind from the rigors of everynight life. During a Swedish massage, customers relax for 50 minutes while a professional technician kneads knotty muscles and eases tendon tension using therapeutic oils ($110). To ward off headaches and attract soothing thoughts, an exotic-spice scalp treatment freshens your follicle field with invigorating oils and plows it with a firm massage ($20). A friendly nail technician completes the spa experience with a signature pedicure, which includes buffing, filing, polishing, and conditioning to keep nails strong enough to protect toes from shoe malfunctions, as well as a caviar-infused exfoliation and a marine collagen treatment to soften and hydrate the feet ($65).

Poseidon’s treatments all take place in private, elegant spa rooms. In addition to their rejuvenating services, customers will have access to the hotel's fitness center and outdoor relaxation pool on the day of their visit. Complimentary valet parking is also available for those who don't want to be bothered by bossy parking meters.

Reviews

TripAdvisors give the Grand Bohemian Hotel an average of four owl eyes. Forty-one Yelpers give the hotel a four-star average.

• Really nice spa. Excellent treatment. – sunshine34467, TripAdvisor
• Visited the Poseidon Spa at the Grand Bohemian Hotel downtown Orlando. The hotel is beautiful and my spa experience was great! I will be back for sure. – Steph B., Yelp, 01/9/2011